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Furiosa is her birth name? Da hell?

Posted : 2 weeks, 4 days ago on 9 July 2024 01:21 (A review of Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga)

Is alright. A bit disappointing if you were expecting the film to add anything to her character. She mostly the same thing from beginning to end. Nothing really worthwhile. So it feels kinda pointless as a addition.

I think is a failure that Hemsworth character is so much more interesting than her and that he moves the entire plot. He's fun and has big ambitions and desires, and she just wants to go back home and get revenge. Is kinda... meh. Is only a 6 because of him. Even if he was really stupid by killing the mum. I don't know why they did that. You could make it work by making both of them be totally fine with dying because the duty of protecting the Oasis is so important. And when Dementus sees that, he kills the mum as payback for his men and keeps the girl.

Back to Furiosa. I was expecting to see a progression in her life, from somebody who maybe had knowledge of the world outside because of her training, but then being thrust into this world and feeling the palpable difference between theory and reality, she finds herself not adequately prepare for it, she is a child after all. And then she learns to be better with time, learns to survive, but we skip most of that or flat out refused to do any of it. She was a badass since birth. There is no real development, we just jump to the fun points.


I was at least hoping that Furiosa was a name she earned by being a boss or something, her personality on the battlefield and shit, but no. She was just fucking born with it, I guess. Or maybe not, who knows? Feels like most girls in that place will be like that.


EDIT after rewatching Fury Road: Oh, it was established already. That was always her name. Well, fuck me.


Maybe a focus in the romance would have work. I mean, is not like she needs any more reasons to want revenge, he already killed her mum, so I don't really see the point of even having the guy. But since you decided to include love, do something with it. Instead we barely scratch the surface, so I don't care about the guy, cause he wasn't around much time.Ā 


Maybe give her a relationship with the wives and how she sees that treatment, that life, and her fear of it, her compassion, and then her desire to help them, her friends, part of womankind and stuff. You know, something fucking human in all this craziness. The fight of decency vs darwinism. But FINE, fuck it, is just an action film. I'm just saying, it had the potential for more.


EDIT after rewatching Fury Road: Is even worse now, because she mentions wanting redemption. So why not see her making decisions in her work as Imperator, which she does to survive, and feeling remorse over it? Fucking hell. What a disappointing film.


Feels kinda weird giving it a 6 when I mostly complain about it, but that's life. It was entertaining, it was fun, I didn't feel it too long. Is a nice watch.


I'm out.


Alaoz!


PS: Was casting Anya a good idea? I mean. She does not look anything like Charlize, in fact, Anya does not look like anybody in the history of mankind...



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The B Files.

Posted : 2 weeks, 6 days ago on 7 July 2024 12:07 (A review of The X Files)

Because they are bad.

Hey, unless I didnā€™t use the S word.

Now, is not all bad. I mean, there are likeā€¦ 7 good episodesā€¦ Iā€™m kidding!! More like 9.

A lot of them are weird stuff that is never explained. I donā€™t like that. Once in a while, yeah is cool, but it is a lot of them, a lot of the time, and they are lazy as well. Feels really easy to write a X Files case. Just make up some strange stuff and then donā€™t explain it. Mulder cracks a few jokes, suggest some crazy theory, Scully does an autopsy, rolls her eyes, calls him a retard, he is right, and
youā€™re free to go.

Some of them are good, some are alright, some are bad, some are shit. You know the drill with episodic shows. I donā€™t really have strong feelings about those, they are not really my problem. No, is the amazing lack of continuity and stagnation. Like, they never talk about stuff. Scully doesn't believe in any alien stuff or the conspiracy to cover it up, even when she saw alien bacteria or whatever and it was silenced, and at the end of season one she holds an alien in her hands, Mulder got kidnapped and beat up for it, and a dude died, but they never mention it again. Which leaves me toā€¦

First problem: The Dynamic; Scully.

Chris really likes to milk the ā€œI believe and I donā€™t believeā€ dynamic. It gets really old, real fast, man. Because of this milking, Scullyā€™s character gets hurt. For the first six seasons or so, she reboots every episode. She sees some wild shit, seems like maybe she might open her horizons, but by the next episode, is like nothing ever really happened. And for all intents and purposes, might as well nothing had happened, because thereā€™s almost never an acknowledgement of it.
Like she was never there. Mulder suggest something, and she alright cuts him and refuses what he is saying by basically going: ā€œPoppycock, Mulder, poppycockā€. What? She lives in London, she probably talks like that all the time.

She is very condescending as well when she does it. Like it is so stupid and nonsensical, when she has seen worse shit.

They were only TWO moments in the whole nine original seasons, when Mulder does what I was doing constantly, and the first time is a very subtle one. He says in that one: ā€œAnd how many times have I been wrong?ā€ when being question by her about a supernatural or weird explanation for something. The second one is clearer and more like I was saying all the time. ā€œWell, what about that one time?ā€

She sees some WILD shit, seems to accept it because is really hard not to, and then, episodes later, Mulder suggest something similar that is way less weird and she goes ā€œPoppycockā€. Like, bitch, you seem weirder stuff. What you mean thatā€™s crazy?

It wouldnā€™t be so bad if she wasnā€™t so harsh about it. So definitive. ā€œAlright, man, is probably not that, but lest go aheadā€. Something like that. Because, indeed, Mulder is wrong sometimes. And of course, I donā€™t expect her to believe in something just cause something else under the same broad umbrella has happened, without evidence and stuff, but a lot of them are linked together, cut of the same cloth. And her first response is always to find it really stupid when she has witness them before.

You know whatā€™s wild? When Reyes says she felt evil, and she responds by going: ā€œI felt something like that beforeā€. WHAT? You met the fucking devil. You talked to him, you saw him, he attacked you. Da fuck you mean you felt?

Is like she has Alzheimerā€™s or something. Iā€™m telling you, she fucking reboots. She is the ā€œrational oneā€, but she is being irrational by still trying to be so rational in the face of all this crazy shit. Sheā€™s met mutants, demons, angels, ghost, mythical creatures, a hot genie, visitors from other dimensions, a fucking yoda looking alien and STILL you can go: ā€œI saw a cat with wingsā€. And she will go: ā€œPoppycockā€.

When Doggett gets introduced, Chris actually tries to find a reason as to why somebody could be so fucking obtuse. And you can actually see him be afraid of believing, at the beginning at least. Eventually he becomes like Scully was, calling everybody a retard. I mean, Scully had her reasons, but, not really. She was just being force to be what Chris wanted. Maybe she was afraid sometimes, but most of the time, she just thought it was all poppycock.

Chris likes to milk that shit so much that when she changed, he had to bring somebody else to do the same boring part. And I donā€™t believe she changed as a progression of her character, but because Doggett was coming and you canā€™t have two motherfuckers doing the same shtick.

The two never talk about the stuff they see, it doesnā€™t affect their worldviews that much, the way the look and think. Scully doesnā€™t wander why none of that shit is on the bible. In fact, all religions are based on alien stuff, apparently, so... Does that test her faith?

Problem 2: Forgotten ideas and genres not coexisting well.

This is more personal, I guess.

Like two demons threaten Scully and Mulderā€¦ and nothing happens. Lucifer himself did that with Scully and fuck all happened. ā€œThe demon knows you nowā€. Cool story, bro.

I donā€™t think futuristic alien technology works well with supernatural and demonic elements. I mean, is really funny to think about a final battle for supremacy between little gray man on flying saucers and actual biblical demons. Sci-fi and supernatural stuff feel so opposed to each other that I canā€™t really see them working well together. But I mean, is really personal, I guess, that is what a lot of people believe the real world is soā€¦ Donā€™t mind me. To me the idea of kicking down the door with a plasma gun and shooting the girl in the Exorcist feels very silly, but maybe others donā€™t. Maybe you would do that if in fact the power of God does not compel.

The way the X Files makes it work is by never having them interact with each other, which is basically not making them work together, soā€¦

For that reason, a demon can threaten Mulder, and he still only cares about government conspiracies and aliens. You will think he would try to find shit about it to protect himself, but since the show only really cares about the alien and government stuff, it makes the world not feel alive and very much a jumbled mess.

If only they had a secondary overarching plotline with the demons, it might have work, but no. Demons do very petty shit and then they go away, happy to be able to get away with it. While the aliens are trying to replace humanity and conquer the earth or some shit. The demons are staying behind, mate. They are not sending us their best...

Either you have supernatural stuff and Lovecraftian aliens, or futuristic aliens with mutants and cyborgs and stuff, because you are probably not going to be able to do both well in tone, and is gonna go real bad.

Thereā€™s more, because a lot of the stuff that gets established in the cases, would change how the world works, but there is never any repercussion or consequences from them. Remember the genie? More on that in the next part.

Problem 3. The overarching alien plotline and Mulderā€™s sister.


This is the hard part because I stop caring about those plots in season 3 or about. Especially the sister one. I barely have anything to say. She is first abducted by aliens, then she was here all along, then no she is a clone, then it was the government, or she was killed by a serial killer and then her soul went to space heaven or something. I honestly loosed track. It keeps getting rewriting and it is annoying.

Is sad because the canon final story is good, but I just did not give a shit anymore. If it was all done in one season arc, then cool, but it is stretch for so long that is hard to care, man. Unlike Doggetts son, that gets resolved much faster, if only because they got cancelled, was much more satisfying.

About the aliens, wellā€¦ Is just as stupid as it is in really life. Super advance aliens crashing on the planet, getting shoot down by human weapons, kidnapping humans for dumb reasons, needing to sneak like little bitches, trusting humans to do stuff despite reading minds and shit. Is all just very dumb. They do try to come up with a reason why they would crash in the last episodes of the original run, but it comes really late and still doesnā€™t really work. The super soldier needed to be very close to it, so a spaceship would have to be flying really low, so no much of a crash, and even then, they would learn how to avoid them, no? They don't have emergency brakes?

And again, I mention the lack of worldbuilding and consequences. Why not clone that dude that can literally bend reality with his imagination? An army of him might win you the war, buddy. Use the evil kid too. Why not? The genie anyone? She worked with presidents. The government has no idea? ā€œI wish for an alien cureā€¦ no, eradicate the aliensā€. She can do that!

What about the two AI's?


Why is the Smoking Man fucking inmortal?


I sincerely do not like this show at all. I enjoy it 30% of the time. The revival is absolute crap as well, three decent episodes, and two of them are comedy, soā€¦Ā  Specially cause Chris decided to reinvent the wheel again and apparently all 9 previousĀ seasons are a lie. Da hell?

They really dragged Monicaā€™s character through the mud, huh? The only good thing they did in the overall was to change a bit the relationship between them. They were already fucking in the original show, but they still talked to each other like always. You don't behave like that with the person you fucking. It was weird.

Look, I can't point every problem I saw, there are a lot of episodes and I forget. I could write for days in here, man. I decided too late to write this review.


Scully is a bad catholic, by the way.


Anyway.


Ice and Darkness Falls are great. Vince Gilligan episodes are usually good. Chris Carter episodes sometimes are. There is good in here, of course I was kidding when I said only 9, is more than that, like, 13. It is mostly bad tho. A lot of the episodes are forgettable and the overarching plots are an unnecessary complex mess. Fuck em. Is carried by decent leads, charismatic actors and not much else.

Iā€™m going to bed now. Fringe is way better.

PS1:Ā 
Simpsons crossover was god tier.

PS2: Why does Terry O'Quinn have like 3 different characters? WTF?
Iā€™m surprised he is not on the revival too.

Heā€™s on fucking Millenium as well? Jesus!



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NANANANANANANANA BATMAN!

Posted : 4 weeks ago on 28 June 2024 05:25 (A review of Nana)

Minimal spoilers, practically non-existent.

NANA isā€¦pretty good. It's not my kind of story to watch for that long, slice of life stories with a focus on romance don't tend to interest me much most of the time, unless they're funny, have an important theme or have something special enough, and NANA has that.

Let me tell you something first: I dislike the drawing of the characters, I dislike the ā€œanime facesā€ they sometimes make that are very cartoonish, the overreactions, and I dislike the voice of Nana Komatsu, or Hachi, in Japanese, because it is shrill and I have sensitive ears. All of that would easily take me out of this anime and make me run into a lava pit and yet, I didn't.

I can see past all that, and that's because it's so damn well written. It's not the most impressive, but it manages to create believable characters with flaws and conflicts, which makes me connect with what's happening, even though the visuals don't help me at all.

Now, NANA has a very extensive cast of characters, and of course, the two protagonists are the winners of the big, fat, veiny prize, but the vast majority of the secondary characters are quite solid and three-dimensional in a way that gives life to the world.

A fault of the series is that it does not focus enough on them, I think they could have given a little more, but is not like they were abandoned. Everyone has their moment to shine and even if you don't care for their stories, you have to admit that they work. But like I said, a little more wouldnā€™t hurt. Like Ren and his addiction toā€¦ I'm not sure what, and Shin and Reira. Because if that relationship doesn't work, Shin's supposed problem that the relationship was fixing is never resolved.

The two protagonists are complicated, they are the ones who have the most flaws, the selfish ones (whether consciously or unconsciously) who must mature, and both have friends who are already mature, who give them advice and who sacrifice themselves for the good of the rest, something they must learn the hard way. They never get rid of these primordial personality flaws, but they learn to recognize, manage and understand them, although the bad practices and desires never leaves them.

Did I mention they were complex?

Komatsu is the girly one, the overly emotional one, the one who falls in love easily and is naive, but she matures as the series progresses, she questions herself, she hates herself, and in the end, she makes the difficult decision, the executive decision, the pimp decision, and must deal with the consequences of said decisions, and of her flaws. She is a person who does not fully understand herself, she is somewhat stupid and continues to search tirelessly for what she really wants, and what she needs.

Osaki is the more rebellious, the cool one, the one with the dark side that I wish we had seen a little more of. She acts as a calculating villain a couple of times, and that was fun. But the same thing happens with her, she improves as a person, she questions herself, she tries to accept the decisions of others, but she is someone who is difficult and very selfish and, like Komatsu, wants everything for herself and doesn't quite understand what she really wants.

They are in their twenties, it is understandable. They are good characters, very human and slaves of passion. But aren't we all? Except me, of course, am chemically castratedā€¦ Don't ask.

I want to give a special mention to Takumi. Because at the beginning I thought that there were two paths in which the series was going to go, either making him the stereotype of the womanizing Rockstar, or the counter-stereotype of the misunderstood. Yes, it's anime, I didn't trust it.

Luckily, they took the best path, the superior one, the one that has nuances on the track. They put him sort of in the middle of both things, in addition to giving him a more Machiavellian and upright personality. He is an organized, determined and responsible guy. He is quite good, deeper than he initially seems. It was a pleasant surprise.

Something that helps a lot is that the series has the advantage that many audiovisual series lack and that books do have: internal monologues. I've never understood that criticism that it doesn't feel right or that it's weird, blah blah. I have seen some series and movies that have some narration and internal monologue and I have never felt that problem. Damn, Fleabag is a series where the protagonist speaks directly to you and I still enjoyed it. It's a stupid complaint, and it makes me angry... Anyway. A lot of animes have that, and I wish it was more common in other things.


Internal monologues are very good for empathizing with the character, to understand them better, it shows us their doubts and self-reflections in a cruder way, more difficult to ignore, it puts you in their position, in the reasoning process. It is an important experience of what it means to be human and I consider it something vital. NANA uses it very competently.
Also, NANA is divided into two parts, each one focused more on each Nana, from their point of view, with their own narratives full of personality that rounds them out as complex and human characters.
It makes it stand out among so many other slices of life with boring formats.
So much style!

These narratives add a mystery that intrigues you. I thought damn Osaki was dead or something. They make you think: What? What happened? I need to know!

Of course, it's not all dancing titties in NANA. What I've talked about is mostly good things with a few flaws, but the following is a complete flaw. It's a waste of a narrative and stylistic tool. My biggest disappointment was the songs in universe, because there are only two of them. I myself have a couple of characters who are musicians, and I write songs to reflect something that they or people close to them are experiencing in the story, is a different way of presenting the theme, in a poetic way and full of emotion.

But there is very little of that in NANA. Osaki doesn't write anything despite how important what is happening is to her. More than just a message on TV one time, she could have written a song for Hachi, where she subtly tells her what she's going to do and what she means to her.

Ren and Reira probably should have made a pair. We spent an entire chapter with Reira and her difficulty with writing something, but in the end, we barely listened to her and it didn't have much to do with what was happening or what was most important to her. Then Ren's idea of making real art and not just to keep selling was never touched upon. We didn't explore that side of the series much, the importance of art and music.
It's strange considering how important it is to the series.

Well, that's my biggest complaint.

In the end, there are certain plot lines that feel incomplete, that are incomplete, but also more or less work as is. The reason is that the manga was not complete, and they preferred to leave it until then than try to finish it themselves. Which is something they could easily do, because the reason they more or less work as they are, is that you see where most of them are going to end up.

The thing about Nana and Ren seems kind of difficult, and from what I saw happen in the manga I don't like the idea, but I would have to see the execution to judge.

And the ending of the series is the most screwed up, because it seems that Osaki disappeared, and I don't understand why, and it's a very strong question that maybe they shouldn't have asked if they weren't planning to answer it. The series could have easily ended without the time jump.

That's all. I don't like to extend myself much into things that I like, I like to say something as a recommendation and explain why I like it, and let you enjoy it if you haven't seen it.

It's a good series, with good characters and a decent story. He didn't blow my mind, but it was very competent. I'd give it an 8, but the final time jump drops it to a 7, a pretty solid one. I don't usually punish something too much for being incomplete, I prefer it to it ending badly, but they did just that, they ended it badly.

Soā€¦ Yeah.

Goodbye.

PS: The English dub is decent.

PS 2: The openings and endings are good songs.
PS3: Two girls meet by accident and both are called Nana? What are the odds of that!? I don't know, man. Sounds like a convenience to meā€¦


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Good, but not The Better Place.

Posted : 5 months ago on 26 February 2024 01:04 (A review of The Good Place)


The concepts are much better that the overall quality of the comedy and some of the characters. After Parks and Rec Mike is not making laugh that much. It keeps me smiling, but not laughing out loud. Few scenes like the first Mindy one do it for me, and Michael losing his mind in early season 2. But a lot of people do react more pump, so...

Season 3 and 4 are better comedy wise. But all the philosophical and morality stuff are pretty cool and delivered through comedy so that makes it more fun to learn and probably viewers will get interested in learning more, so that's a nice plus.

Now character wise is fine, even good, they all do a job even if it is just being funny. Like the Judge... "Gonna erase the eaaaaaarth".
But besides Eleanor and Chidi, the two other humans of the main group I don't really care for much. I don't like the whole "dumb guy comedy" as a whole most of the time, so that can't help for Jason, but it is kinda worth it for the: "Jason figured it out?" and to be more fair, he does have his moments when he is more than that.

Others are okey, Michael is great. Janet is particularly disappointing for me, I hoped we will do something more with her gaining consciousness beyond "I love that guy", and some little jokes, but no. Is basically just that, doesn't get much more complicated.

Plot wise I really appreciate how the show keeps reinventing itself. They use a lot of ideas really quick, and they work hard to come up with more and more, never afraid to lead things where they will logically go instead of stretching a plot. And not settling for the easy answer. They also have good callbacks and don't forget older ideas and bring them back to fit with the current plot.

Eleanor and Michael pretending to be evil and doing the evil laugh together was just... tv masterpiece.

It all functions very well together.

Lastly, i'm curious how there is not mentioning of veganism whatsoever when discussing morality. I mean, not even Chidi. Keeps bringing up almond milk, but fuck the animals we torture to eat, I guess?

Not discussing that when they thought Jason was Jianyu in the dinner episode?

Like, they mention bad pesticides when buying an apple, but again, nothing about animals being injected shit to grow faster and meaty o whatever?

I'm not even vegan, but it is an interesting question. Do we value animal life because they can feel pain and abusing them is cruel, or fuck them cause they can't speak or understand big concepts and shit?

Anyway. That's all. The show is good. Is a 7 personally, tho.


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While you were living a fulfilling life...

Posted : 10 months, 3 weeks ago on 7 September 2023 01:48 (A review of Sekiro: Shadows Die Twice)

... I was training deflect.


Thanks character limiter. You ruined my title!!


I love Sekiro, but is not quite the game that it could have been, or that I would have hope it would be. There are some issues that I mostly donā€™t care about, but some that I do, and the ones I donā€™t care about donā€™t affect me, but maybe they should, like the lack of combat options.


I just like deflecting.


I mean, the combat system is great, I love it, Iā€™ll deflect night and day, is hot! But there is a surprising lack of combat arts and prosthetics and actual quality to said prosthetics. In my case, I barely use them, they are mostly boring, to be honest. I ended the game with 998 spirit emblems, so, you know.


Iā€™m trying to use them more in newer playthroughs, but they barely make a difference and there is a reason I never felt attracted to them. They are not very useful in important moments or most boss fights. Youā€™ll have a better time using your emblems for Mortal Draw or something like that.


In my case: I used the axe in Hirate state and never again, the shurikens against the shooters surrounding the spear general the first 3 tries and never again. I beat Gyoubu third try without the firecrackers because I totally miss them. I would have use them otherwise, the firecrackers are actually god. The spear never. The flame barrel only with the chained ogre. Mist Raven fucking never, although, it does look cool. You can just dodge, tho.


I did use the Umbrella against Albino Ape, because Iā€™m not running away like a bitch from the terror bullshit. Like seriously, terror? Terror? Instant dead? Really? Iā€™m fighting the fuck, Iā€™m clearly not that scared. IĀ“m face to face with the headless, trading blows like a boss.Ā  Iā€™m not fucking scared! Terā€¦ Ok, just lest move on.


I did use malcontent for Demon of Hatred, because it is the most dogshit fight in the whole game and I wanted it to be over as fast as possible. I mean, I did not choose Sekiro to be fighting like fucking Dark Souls. Iā€¦ I really hate that fight. I mean, an hour or so is not that long for that fight, I guess, but I was annoyed and bored the whole time. I tried to deflect and have fun but I keep getting burn and I justā€¦


Isshin did make it up for it, tho, thanks the heavens.


And thatā€™s it. Not much use to them. I mean, I upgraded them because I have to, too much money and nothing to use it with, and the ones I actually wanted, were, for some reason, not available unless I upgraded another one that I didnā€™t actually want to use. WHY? Why are the prosthetics an interconnecting tree? Is annoying.


Anyway, is a universal truth that people only consistently use the firecrackers and thatā€™s it.


The game is not long enough to justify the upgrades for the prosthetics


No smoke bomb prosthetic?


The ā€œbestā€ combat arts are unlocked way to fucking late to actually care or matter for your first gameplay, and the lack of replayability and actual usefulness of said combat arts makes it not really worth the grind to get them unless you just want to experiment. At the end of the day, you will just go back to Ichimonji, because is God. If I beat the game, just gift me the fucking things or at least make a special boss to win an exp box or something.


And why not add the possibility of changing the arts mid fight? Cool combos can arise from that.


Stealth is worthless, enemy reaction is dumb as fuck. The dead bodies of their friends mean nothing to them. And am I crazy or it was supposed to be a mechanic when you hide the corpses to avoid detection? I could swear I saw that. Is half baked, is what I mean. You should deal with the consequences if you fuck up. Like, make it mean something, make it hard.


What else can I complain about? Oh, right. The Shura ending is kinda shit. Why not the Shura path rather? I mean, you make the decision, the game gets cut short, two special boss fights and thatā€™s it. You allegedly go in a path of destruction and mayhemā€¦ I would have liked to play thatā€¦ Like, killing the friends that you made along the game because you are now a killing machine that only cares about the euphoria of the fight, and you can feel both powerful and horrible. And maybe a new combat art tree only for the Shura, a shorter one, probably, but brutal and awesome. Let us feel how it is to be drowned in the horror of war.


I donā€™t know. Maybe I ask too much.


What else?


Game is too short, specially fountainhead palace, such a beautiful place, over in a half an hour. Fucking LOL. The world does not feel big enough despite the many different places. I loved it to much, I want to spend more time in here.


Genichiro is annoying in the final game battle, but I would have like to fight him more times, as he gets more powerful and learns new shit and stuff, to keep it fresh. Like a whole story boss, you know?


The Bosses attack patrons could have been improved, more diverse and less repetitive. The Resurrection mod show me that.


Thereā€™s is also a lack of women enemiesā€¦ Now I donā€™t say this a feminist thing, I just want to kill womenā€¦


Difficulty: Boss fights. I think the bosses should try to recover their posture like the minibosses do, fuck, even some regular guys do that. I know is easy to disrupt, but they can do it when they are far away or when they stagger you, as punishment for fucking up your posture like a dumb fuck. I feel like it should be possible to code that when they are low on posture they do that, and only when you are low enough on health, they try to kill you after breaking you.


Gyobuā€™s fight makes no sense. He is supposed to be like a hardcore motherfucker, a very powerful warrior, but he is one of the easiest bosses. I know he is technically the first big boss, but he should be more punishing, at the very least in NG+


The first phase should either force you to deflect his attacks while you can only damage the horse, then the horse dies, and you fight him in the ground in phase two. That would train you hardcore on how to deflect consistently. Or, the horse dies, he eats him and transforms into a centaur that hits you with his giant dā€¦


Isshin should recover posture if he hits you with the Ichimonji if you fail to deflect.


Anyway. NG+ after doing the Shura ending is kinda worthless. Whatā€™s the point of having seven opportunities?


If you finish the endings, you should install the Resurrection mod and play it again. Have fun relearning the bosses new moves, vastly different, more varied, way more aggressive, way more fun to deflect, way more effective at making you RAGE. Is Sekiro hard mode. PLAY IT.


Thatā€™s enough. This is getting long.



First playthrough is an 8.


Goodbye.



Alaoz!



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The worst for the end.

Posted : 11 months ago on 31 August 2023 07:13 (A review of The Last Man)

This is one of my most hated books.

Apocalyptic? Mary Shelley? That sounds great!

It wasn't.

I was so excited for it. But it is soooooo boring! Some much flowery language even for the most simple of things.Ā  The story is so simple and basic as well. The most interesting stuff barely last anything. We don't stay to appreciate and explored them, it just gets mention and then we keep moving with this lot of shitty fucking characters. They are all the same!!


And there's nothing particularly insightful about human nature and shit like that to make up for it.

The Last of Us is way better than this.

All the characters are so... God. I hate them all. They are so melodramatic and boring. They have two character traits and that's it. They could have been fine, I guess, but is the narrator and main character that tells us everything about them, and he makes them worst. The Last Man? He should have been the first to die. Fuck that guy!


We always get told the characters personalities, their traits, that are always the fucking same anyway. Every main character is basically the same person, so full of honor and romanticism, such pure souls, so kind, so smart so... Shut up, Lionel! We always get fed the information directly, we barely ever learn something about them through the actual story. You know what I mean?

It makes them all feel so distant and not real that it is really hard to empathize with them most of the time, and because I hate Lionel, the narrator, and his over embellishing words, I care even less.


Perdita is a bitch, by the way. Fuck her too. I might have enjoy her decision, but Lionel fuck it up. It would still be a shit thing to do either way, but at least it would have been fun. Don't abandon and hurt your fucking kids cause you're sad, please.


Lionel started well, just like the plot, he is actually kinda interesting at the beginning, he is kinda of a asshole, he has fury and hatred... but then he becomes just like the rest. Melodramatic, boring, soft, so pure of heart, so unreal. OMG I hated them all.


The first volume is the worst, because you are expecting apocalyptic stuff, interesting stuff, but instead you have to suffer through long nine chapters of melodramatic, overly flowery love stories like the sort of thing you would see in a telenovela. The idea is to show you this people so you care about them later, but it just made me hate them.


The second volume is more exciting, there is war and plague and shit actually happens. But that does not last long and is meh at best anyway.

You don't care about the war, you barely know anything about it, you care only for one main character who's there fighting. But I hate him so I didn't. Glad he fucking died. Yeah. Glad.


The third volume is all about the world going to shit.Ā The thing you were waiting for!! And you get some nice things about people being charitable, helping each other out, nobles and common people alike. A couple of crazy guys. People getting sick and shit. Raiders that one time. But this is all being told by Lionel, we don't lived this things through the pages, the world doesn't feel alive. He just tells us "that happened, and then that happened", so I don't care about it. Because I hate him and all his friends.


Now you might think this is all very subjective. It probably is. But you are gonna hate it too. I have a lot of resistance to "boring" things. But this is fucking dreadful. It feels so dated. No one talks like this anymore, no one behaves like this anymore without being on medication. I doubt they ever did, to be frank. The whole thing just feels fake. And boring. And overly flowery. And Melodramatic. And fucking shit.


I do hate this book, with a passion. But I guess is fine.


Lionel is indeed the last man. Yeah. The worst for the end.



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Jujutsu Kaisen is cursed.

Posted : 1 year, 3 months ago on 4 April 2023 02:00 (A review of Jujutsu Kaisen)

Real talk: I saw an image of Maki Zenin from the manga and I wasā€¦ ā€œthatā€™s a cool designā€. Also, Iā€™m the type of guy that would watch something just because there is a hot femme in it. So, it was obvious that I was going to give it a chance. Besides, the animation looks pretty, so why not?

Well, turns out there are a lot of reasons to say no.

The show actually started kind of okay, I mean, I liked it a bit, nothing special but enough to continue. The anime was lucky to have those first 6 episodes, cause, it got really shit afterwards. All of the shonen anime tropes yet again sometimes done worse than usual, which is funny because a character makes fun of tropey cliche horror movies. Talk about self-awareness.

Now, tropey or cliche is not bad by itself, is when writers donā€™t do even the bare minimum to make it their own. Like the story with the bullied kid, it happens in real life and everything, but the way that was done was almost exactly the fucking same that other bad animes that I seen: incredibly basic, exaggerated, pretentious, sort of nihilistic, very emo shit. What is the unique lens and perspective of the author? Who knows.

ā€œPeople have no heartsā€ Is this kid retarded?

The answer is yes, since he thinks that the weird looking dude that brutally murdered some children for talking to loud in an empty movie theater is a good person. I know heā€™s biased, but Jesus fuck, man.

Now, at the very least that guy gets manipulated by a villain and that could be cool, but again, that was also, very, very, painfully basic. Also, the villain. I thought he was fucking dogshit at the beginning, he had a very common personality for anime villains, that exaggerated childish and bubbly behavior, contrasted by exaggerated sadistic behavior. But, he is a child, technically, so I guess it makes sense, also, he is born of just pure evil emotion. He is a main villain, so I would give him some leisure to develop and be better, but I wonā€™t hold my breath, the anime hasnā€™t earned shit from me. Iā€™m just extremely good faith sometimesā€¦

That whole arc was boring as fuck, tho, super edgy, super shit. I almost quit.

But no, I stayed for the even more boring tournament arc. Now, Iā€™m not gonna say much about that causeā€¦ why would I bother? I fell asleep.

That arc illustrates one of the worst aspects of this show: the sheer inability to correctly deliver information, and giving unnecessary information in bad times. In other words, the exposition is dogshit. And that is the central theme of my thesisā€¦

Not only do characters explain shit outloud for no reason about their abilities and backstories in battle, but they also explain their abilities in internal monologues toā€¦ themselves? Like WTF? They do not only make that basic mistake ofĀ explaining what every character around already knows, but they also explain in their MINDS shit that they already know about themselves. Thatā€™s insane, do you understand?

ā€œI can do this shit, and invoke this many motherfuckers to do this and thatā€¦ā€ Who are you talking to, my dude? Stop it.

And they often do it in the middle of a battle, stopping the flow of said battle. That is not how you deliver information in an audiovisual medium. Why are the other characters listening to this shit? I thought you bitches were fighting.

Is the clumsiest and most artificial way of letting the audience know whatā€™s happening or can happen with their powers. Iā€™m not retarded, I can understand whatā€™s happening by seeing it, you donā€™t need to tell me in the middle of the fight. You can explain later what is not self-explanatory or explain it before in a natural way. Or even during, that could be fine, but it has to be natural, it has to make sense.

ā€œHe used it as a decoy and released it?ā€ Yes. I just saw it. Why are you telling me, close eyes? I saw it with my blood-filled eyes because youĀ“re giving me cancer!

ā€œWater? Iā€™m being swept away by the volume and pressure?!ā€ OMG, dude. Iā€™m seeing it. Right now! Why are you narrating? Whatā€™s going on!?

I fucking hate that guy. Emo boy is no better, he explains part of his philosophy in the middle of the fight. Why? It doesnā€™t matter. Just punch him! That was annoying, but the monk guy? Oh, the monk guyā€¦

ā€œIā€™m doing this for my momma, I canā€™t loseā€. Dude, shut your mind!! ā€œI need to keep pretendingā€ NOOOOOO.

Why are they telling me all the secret motivations for this people and the secret things that they are doing and thinking? Those things are plot twist, mysteries, revelations that allow you to see characters in a different light. But no, the show is allergic to these compelling things, instead opting for letting you know every single thing about them when is not fucking relevant. This is not the time!

Whatā€™s the point of Nobara remembering her friend? It means nothing to the story at hand and its just distracting. Just let us know that she REALLY wanted to leave her hometown and way later, when I give a shit and is important, explain why.

One last thing about that episode. I thought the point was to see what would she do in a dire situation like that, what hard choice would she make. But then the protagonist helps her, completely destroying said moment andā€¦ then what? I didnā€™t learn anything. She wasnā€™t force to act, it got cut so fast. What would she do? I donā€™t know.

Lost opportunity to learn her way of thinking. She does say something important in the final episode, but thereā€™s no context as to how or why she got there, she just does, which is fine!! But is kinda underwhelming considering that early scene. Does that kid have a sit in her life? Humm.

The only one that matters is the twins story, the rest were not necessary at all. And even that one was bad, very poorly explain. Oh yeah, thatā€™s also the thing, the show is very bad at backstories, they are always so short and vague and could be cut off and lose nothing. The only good one is the one from salaryman. Is was not important for the plot, but it did help to understand him more.

ā€œLiarā€, thought Mai.

Iā€™m sorry, is she holding her sister accountable for what she said when she was like 6 years old? Fucking LOL.

Continuing with the unnecessary information in bad moments, another example is the evil brothers of the last arc. We fucking learn that they are at least part human BEFORE the main charactersĀ do, so instead of being shocked that they are not disappearing after death along with them, we already know, so it means nothing. The revelation is underwhelming.

Why tell me their origin story? Huh? Leave it for later, man. Is not important at the moment and it would be WAY more impactful if we learn it along with the characters. Stop telling me the backstories like they're fucking TED Talksā€¦ And now that we are on that note. Stop explaining me stuff like a fucking PowerPoint presentation. The glasses guy randomly appears to explain things like the Rat in Horrible Histories. Is dumb.

Another example of unnecessary information in bad moments, is the old guy literally thinking to himself and remembering the evil secret plan he just hatched. My dude, my brother in Ala, can you please stop?

I would say tho, in good faith, it kinda works, cause, spoiler, his plan dies like immediately and is sort of SNK moment when the colossal titan reappears, you remember? When Eren is talking big shit and BOOM, surprise motherfucker!! Kinda like that.

Still, is really dumb. I could and should have happen in real time, like with the meeting, because yeah, is not illegal to not have a mystery or secret plan in certain moments, thatā€™s not what I saying, is just that the show does it all the time. It happens the way that it happens not because is more effective, but because thatā€™s the only way the show knows how to deliver information.

So, thatā€™s my special issue with this show, is probably the worse anime I ever seem in the exposition department. It damages everything it touches. Thatā€™s the only reason I wrote this review, because Iā€™m not only complaining yet again about a shonen being cliche crap.

I still think the show has potential, but that could only be my thirst for Maki speaking.

There are some okay stuff, like Todo. I actuallyā€¦ donā€™t hate him. He was really shit at the beginning, but he actually has an interesting way of seeing stuff. Besides the retarded ā€œwhat type of women do you like?ā€, heā€™s obsession with the idol (that only works for Shinpachi), and his ridiculous personality, he has cool standards for what a friend should be, and he would let you die if you donā€™t fulfill that. Thatā€™s actually interesting.

Iā€™m hopeful for Maki as well.

And thatā€™s it.

3/10.

PD: I bloody hate Kamo.

PD2: What is up with those after credits scenes? Youā€™re not Gintama, show, youā€™re not that funny.



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The Doctor without a license.

Posted : 1 year, 6 months ago on 22 January 2023 03:31 (A review of The Thirteenth Doctor)

With the thirteenth Doctor we have a Doctor that killed someone for no reason and let go free a killing AI, to then say that systems are never actually problematic and it just people, which is just plain wrong. She also supported a super corporation without knowing all about them, which were a bunch of fuck up shit, totally contrary to the moral principles of the Doctor. She does nothing to remediate this. All of that in one shitty episode (Kerblam!).Ā 

She is also a Doctor with a childish view on guns, so against shooting, that she champions slowly suffocating and starving to dead as a more moral option (Arachnids in the UK). A Doctor that embodies a fundamental misunderstanding of the gun principle (The Ghost Monument) so much that she wonā€™t let you defend yourself against killer robots with a gun even tho under her own moral system, it is okay to attack them because they can be repair.

She is a Doctor thatā€™s okay with stasis, being trap in the cusp of life and death, when she originally was totally against it. (The Battle of Ranskoor Av Kolos).
How incredibly obscene, right?

She also comes up with unnecessary dangerous solutions to very easy problems (Resolution). Just take the Dalek of him with your hands!!! She almost kills that guy.Ā 

But thatā€™s not the end, she is also a Doctor who is apparently ok with someone being mistreated and possibly torture because of the color of their skin (Spyfall part 2). She also forgot to save her friends life, by the way. Needed to be reminded of it.

A Doctor that abandons two people she could easily save because she prefers to give a speech to characters who already agree with her (Orphan 55).Ā 

And she is a Doctor who abandons her friend to suffer emotionally alone because is too awkward (Can you hear me?).

She is a Doctor that chose her own life above someone else. (The Timeless Children). Organic genocide is fine if someone else does it, I guess. Tenth was on a similar position with Donna's grandfather, and he chose to die and save him. Cause thatā€™s what the Doctor would do!! Damn it Chibnall, you are a fan of this show!! WHY?

And she is a Doctor that sacrificed a Tardis, a living being for all we know of them; they have consciousness.

AND, AND, she is a Doctor that committed TRIPLE, not double like the War Doctor, but TRIPLE genocideā€¦ for no reason!!! There was no reason that would have work, and it didnā€™t. A Passenger was necessary to end the FLUX. She is so stupid, that for some reason, she thought that tree fleets would be enough to stop a force design to eat the fucking universe. No doubt while doing it, no remorse after it. What in the actual fuck?

Superficially she seems to be the Doctor, but the meat of it is rotten. She did not let Yaz in, never got a proper resolution to the revelation of her past lives, never learn from her mistakes o dealt with anything actually morally grey. She learned nothing as a person, and so did her companions. What a worthless and empty era. So glad is fucking over. What an absolute waste of Jodie and the first female Doctor.Ā Is probably his fault that we have a man again so soon. Goddamnit, Chibnall!

Thatā€™s it.

Alaoz!

PS: Watch The Haunting of Villa Diodati, only time she truly feels like the Doctor.



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A Signal straight to my heart.

Posted : 1 year, 6 months ago on 8 January 2023 06:05 (A review of Signal)

INTRO

I just rewatch the show in Netflix and I wanted to share the review I wrote 4 years ago because there are some people who haven't watch it yet, which is wrong, and those people do not deserve happiness until they do.

Now, thereā€™s one issueā€¦ just a tiny one. Season 2 isnā€™t out yet and I been waiting a while for it now andā€¦ maybe this year. Yes. This year.

Now, the first time I saw this show it absolutely shattered my world.Ā 

ā€œIt did what?ā€Ā 

Shattered my world!!Ā 

I fucking loved it so much. I still do, it just wasnā€™t as powerful all around the second time, but still pretty fucking good.

This is a short one, as I donā€™t want to spoil much.


START

Signal is a drama-detective show, a procedural where a detective from the present communicates with a detective from the past and together they solved ā€œcold casesā€ which are cases that happened in the winter. They use a radio for this. Now, you might be thinking that the cases are solved easily because of this, but you would be wrong. They can only communicate for around a minute orĀ soĀ and the cases are solved by good old-fashioned police work, sometimes mundane police work, the boring stuff that is usually not shown, but here is never really boring. Donā€™t ask me how, Kim is a magician ... God, I love her.

Anyway. Where was I?


Minimal spoilers incoming!


TIMEY WIMEY STUFF

Right. The timey wimey stuff is mostly there to kick start the case, to make it possible, to give it a gentle push, but is never used in a cheap way to solved the case when they hit a wall.

Part two of that is the butterfly effect and all that jazz. Now, writing time travel is usually a very bad idea because it is so hard to do correctly, to make it make sense, but, after years of Doctor Who, I donĀ“t really care that much at this point. Is a flaw, but at the end, if is not that egregious, that obviously wrong that it is stupid, I can be fine with it if the rest is good. And the rest of Signal is very good. The time stuff is good too, I think.

I mean, the outcome is always bittersweet. They might save a person by solving the case or interrupting the killer, but another person dies as a consequence. Someoneā€™s life is always getting fuck no matter what. Thereā€™s a point when they even regret doing the thing because so much shit went wrong and they almost quit. Thereā€™s a balance, an equilibrium that grounds the stakes and creates powerful drama. Some of that shit even impacts the main characters directly. One thing goes right, another gets wreck.

In terms of making sense, it kind of does. Is a very small ā€œeffect locationā€. I mean, is not impacting stuff in a big way, it does not care about the whole fabric of history and shit, only the lives of the characters related to the case, and how those changes impacted their existences, emotionally and physically. Is quite tight and small in scale, I didnā€™t notice crazy stuff going on, is all very minimized to avoid said butterfly problems and focus on the goodĀ stuff.

I only remember one moment that was kind of weird, because a character almost quits, but the reason it does not do that is because it gets advice from someone else, but that someone only gives the advice cause of future shit. But it can just be that originally there was another reason to stay and I pretty sure that I know what that is xD

Oh, and of course, the very basis of theĀ show is... problematic, itĀ seems to beĀ a paradox, aĀ sort ofĀ causalĀ loop. But I mean, theĀ show is not overĀ so...Ā  I trust in Kim.

Lastly, IĀ“m not sure if they are following a rule like Doctor Who with time being in constant flux, capable of changing in ā€œreal timeā€ at every point, or a more cause and effectĀ straightĀ line. Thereā€™re glimpses of the first one, tho. At least a similar one.

TECHNICAL STUFF

Now, the show has long episodes, but shit is always happening, case stuff and character stuff, learning about them in the past and present, their values and histories, and other present stuff beyond the immediate plot, and ā€¦ uff.

Both timelines, both plots are happening at the same time in screen. Somehow, is not confusing, because is so competently weaved together thatā€¦ god I love Kim so much. Writing and directing are on point. The transitions from thing to thing are fucking seamless, is just crazy good storytelling, crazy good television. Always keeps you engaged and trust you to get it and doesnā€™t explain stuff to you. The acting greatly helps with that.

Is so obvious compare to ā€¦ Iā€™m also rewatching the Thirteenth Doctors era because I hate myself, and my dad wants to see it anyway. They tell you the traits and conflicts of the characters to your fucking face! Not here, my darling, is all told to you thought filmmaking and acting, as is supposed to be.

Sorry for the detour, I just truly hateā€¦ Back to the review.

The cases last more than one episode because of this, is not solely focus on the crime, but in politics and character exploration. Now, thereā€™s a bad side of this, episodesĀ sometimesĀ do not end when the case is over, so, you might want to rest and think about what you just saw, but the fucking thing keeps going. I guess it depend of what you like.

Lastly, the acting is fantastic, so much that a simple and basic character of a grieving mother is so powerfully portrait that you forget sheā€™s not real and truly believed is a non-acting human being crying in front of you. She barely says anything, barely has anything beyond "someone kill my child and I'mĀ sad" in the very few scenes she gets,Ā and is still gut-wrenching seeing her pain.

Iā€™m just saying that I usually donā€™t care when is just that, but damn.

The music is kinda meh. I used to criticize the repetitiveness of it, but now I feel that gives it that memorable touch, I mean, you hear the music and you immediately think of Signal. It could have achieved that in a different way, with more of a unique sound, but I donā€™t care that much. I donā€™t particularly like the sad one, tho, is kinda shit.

The directing is REALLY fun. I donā€™t think is unique of the show, in fact, is not, but I have never notice it as much in other shows or movies (Memento?). Is not a thing they use a couple of times, is a constant thing, every episode, and is tied to the time stuff.

Is simple, thereā€™s basically a whole scene, but you donā€™t get to see the whole thing at once, you get little bits of the scene, or the scene from a particular character perspective, or just enough of the scene that is related to the current events or the knowledge the show wants you to have at that particular moment.

For example, you see a character escaping, and then, later, you see how exactly did he escape. So, if you thought that that was to easy, you learn that no, every little detail was well thought of and the show does not take easy routes.

You see a scene and think: ā€œWell, that was all of it, surelyā€, and then, episodes later, you see even more of it and youĀ“re like: ā€œOh shit, it was worse that it seemedā€. That also applies to seeing a condensed version of the scene, as if it were a ā€œpreviously inā€, with all the heavy hitting moments highlighted, and then watching the whole of the events that feel like a knife slowly reopening the wound.

You might think Iā€™m crazy for hyping a very common narrative style or technique, but its use in Signal is masterpiece levels. This capacity of creating tension, intrigue and ā€œoh shitā€ when you get more context that makes a previous scene even stronger, a character more complex or tragic, or simply rewards your capacity to remember what happened, is glorious. Is a great back and fourth from present to past that makes everything more entertaining and elevates its content.

THEME

Is quite simple: Perseverance, never losing hope, corruption of people and the injustice of the world in which the rich and powerful get away with dark shit. ā€œIs the way of the world, thereā€™s nothing you can doā€. Is a serious show, but it has a lot of moments of relaxation. It shows horrible people, but also very nice people, and grey too. It has people that never compromised their values, good examples to imitate, but it also has people who gave all that up for money and moving higher in the ladder.

So, the complexity of the human being is correctly explored.

I would have like to see more exploration of the morality of changing the past and stuff. But maybe later.

CHARACTER

Lastly but not least, actually, is the most important thing: Character.

They are very good, okey? Fucking great.

They have defined and different personalities that touches even the way they talk, they are quite human, they make mistakes, get carried away by their emotions, show every range of human emotion, and have views fuel by their experiences. And at least the most important ones, you get to know them well both as people and as professionals (things from their past, their relationships and feelings). They donā€™t get character development in ā€œreal timeā€ but they all had it.

They are not the most original thing in the world, they are born of common archetypes in police stories, but they are so well constructed and portrait that they come to life. They are also not like real police, real cops are just doing a job, they donā€™t really care that much about justice and shit, in theĀ show they really do.Ā Soo-hyun says that you donā€™t really get use to seeing a dead body, but real detectives get desensitize real quick. And is fine they went with that, not everything has to be The Wire.

My favorite of the three main ones is Lee Jae-han, the detective from the past, he is simply excellent: heā€™s idealistic, kind, a real-life hero, a very smart, competent and noble men, but also has his flaws as a person, he is hotheaded, brash, rude, basically socially incompetent, heā€™s also very eager to get himself kill, and surprisingly insensitive. He is a deeply emotional and sensitive men, but he can really be an asshole sometimes, although is mostly cause heā€™s kinda dumb in that department.Ā He is also very aggressive and loud, but so sweet too.

God damn, I love that guy.

The bad thing is that the majority of the criminals are just cunts, so, they are not particularly complex. The show makes it up for it with the rest of the characters around and inside the case, but still.Ā 

I have more criticismsĀ that the first time, in the more objective mark, I think is an 8/10.

But, in my heart, is still a 9/10.

Will I ever get to see season 2? Azathoth only knows.

Thatā€™s it.

Alaoz!



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Not dreamy enough.

Posted : 1 year, 10 months ago on 28 September 2022 04:52 (A review of The Sandman)

More than a review, I just want to complain a bit. Although I guess thatā€™s mostly what my reviews consist of anyway.

WARNING: LANGUAGE.

The show is kind of cowardly, visually speaking. I mean, wtf is that Despair? I fucking hate it so much. So boring, she's just an overweight woman, regular looking, wearing clothes! She looks like a normal person. She is so weird to look at in the comic, like entrancing and shit, uncomfortable.

I seriously lost my shit when I saw this version, like, I emitted a low almost hearable growl. Alright? Thatā€™s big for me.

As a whole the show doesnā€™t feel daring enough, weird enough, dreamy enough. It looks to clean, to normal, to boring sometimes. Canā€™t really explain it much better that that as of now, the character design is easier to point out in written form. The extra episodes were much better at this things.

The Endless were the disappointing ones, really. Desire is great, the best one, by far. Not only faithful enough, but the actor looks really cool, like, they have a very distinct face. Perfect smiling.

Dream is just ā€¦ fine. Just looks like a dude most of the time, not imposing enough, not cool looking enough, you know? Eyes of stars and all that. Weird hair, long robes, and the like. The actor is good so, makes up for it. But I never saw him as something beyond human.

I donā€™t know what Neil means by ā€œIt didnā€™t workā€. I seen some cosplays that get the feel right. But they always say that, donā€™t they?
And then some random fuck with not even the tenth of the budget does it just fine.

ā€œHe has to mingleā€ he said. Just make the fuck appeared normal to the people around him that he doesnā€™t want to show his ā€œtrueā€ form to, then. Is the viewer you should be thinking about. And you really think people on the street are going to be like: ā€œLook, an Endlessā€? Instead of just ignoring the weird punk guy?

ā€œDonā€™t look at him, Timmy. He is a bad influence. Sodomy is wrong!ā€

Or, OR, he could just be invisible until he no longer wants to. You know, his like a god and shit. I just feel like there are a lot of ways to work around that.

But of course, I don't really know everything that went down in production.

Now, the controversial one: Death.

More controversial than Despair, really? Jeez.

People really like her design, like really like it, and they were understandably annoyed at the change. Racist and non-racist alike. They were not happy!

Some were weird, tho, like, they forgot that the Endless have no real appearance.

Now, I do like the design, technically, Iā€™m just tired of it. Not hers in particular, just the idea that every time that a character like that is made, that represents something of that nature, they always go for the pale white skin and the dark hair, you know, the whole gothic look. And Iā€™m done with it, do something different. Other combinations are cool too, dark skin and yellow eyes and maybe white hair work really well. Or other creative stuff that you can do.

So, I was excited for a different and unique look.

But she is just a black lady, sheā€™s even dressed the same. I mean, make her different, a more African version maybe, or something, anything but the same.
Different clothes, eyes and hairstyle. I just wanted a cool and creative and daring look, not just some pretty woman that looks normal.

She can be approachable with her personality, besides her look, so ...

By the way, if Neil cared that much about diversity, why didnā€™t he do it in the first place? Humm? HUMMM??

Itā€™s a pretty white comic for the most part.

Tweet that to him.

Anyway, the show just bored me visually. I mean, if not with concepts in human form, when will you make colorful and bizarre looking people in a fantastical magical show? Like damn. Iā€™m not going to dream with these designs.

Thatā€™s it.

Gwendoline Christie was like, perfect casting, by the way. Probably the best with Desire and The Corinthian (that guy is really having fun).

Before I go ā€¦ Was I the only one confused when they saw that Rose Walker was going to be black? Cause that probably meant that Unity was black, but she lived in old-timey London. Are we just going to pretend that they werenā€™t racist as fuck back then? They are a bunch of racist cunts right now! I mean ā€¦ Jesus.

Doctor Who did that a lot, it was confusing. Is that like an English thing? They just like to pretend they werenā€™t that bad?

Anyway. That it, this time for real. Sorry if I got to political ...

The show is a 6 by the way. Diner episode is still the best, my favorite from the comic as well. That actually captured the atmosphere of the comic, and the first episode did that too, It made me have high hopes that sadly werenā€™t met.

Alaoz!

PS: Why was only one foster parent an asshole? (unlike the comic). Women can be shit too!



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I intend to see Gintama it during my course holidays.

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The final season of Gintama was bad?
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6/10 for Ping Pong ;-;
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